Sunday, January 12, 2014

Back in the USA

Things I notice after spending more than a year outside of the US:

1)  Wait staff is really friendly and the service is amazingly good.
2)  This is because they are working for tips, and tipping sucks!
3)  That's ok, because everything is really, really cheap, especially food.  Beer, chips, sandwiches, everything is less than half as much as it is in Australia.
4)  It feels more like Christmas here, 2 weeks after the fact, than it ever did in Australia.  Probably because it's cold, but the lights are still up.
5)  Pennies are really stupid.
6)  TV and commercials are much more polished here, no infomercials in prime time.
7)  Everyone is really excited and amazed when they find out I've been in Australia for so long - it's like I've been living on the moon.
8)  Sports and news programs have no idea that a world outside the US exists.
9)  I think in Celsius now.
10)  I love Australia, but the US is still home.

4 comments:

  1. It's good to see you blogging again! And having been to Australia many times myself, I agree with your comments, except I still don't think in Celsius!

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  2. I would love to hear the comments about Alabama next! See you soon! Love, Mom

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  3. Ha ha! I totally laughed at #5 and 7. #2 and 8 are unfortunate and frustrating but true. I'm impressed by #9 and 3, especially since you are in D.C. while you make these observations, which is itself not cheap. I'm so happy to hear #10, and glad about #4. We still have all of our Christmas decorations up, such as they are this year, and we're excited to have you back from the moon or wherever you've been! See you in a few days!

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  4. Wait... Australia isn't on the moon??? =)

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